BUY THE COW MAN!

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

This is for all those who think that life would be better if people would just buy the cow. The dairy's always better when the cow is yours to milk.

You're probably wondering what this whole "buy the cow" thing is all about.

Well, that's probably a very good question. But it's going to get a cryptic answer: I don't like it when guys use girls for thier uncontrollable lusting urges. I think they should see what it's like to have your very own cow. No, I'm not talking about beastiality or anything like that. I'm talking about settling down with ONE girl at a time, for at least a month or two, just to know what it's like to be in a semi-secure relationship.